The air cools. Crisp leaves dance on the breeze, leaving the aromas of apple and cinnamon in their wake. Sipping my annual pumpkin spice latte, I send the annual text to my family warning them off of the new iOS because it’s still buggy as shit
I haven’t been in much of a blogging (or microblogging) mood recently, but I’ll just say that Black lives matter. This is such an understatement—it’s such a bare minimum—but since it still needs to be said, I’m saying it.
Between March and November, if I need to mention my time zone I say “Pacific time” because “Pacific Daylight Time” sounds too pedantic but I’m sure as hell not going to say “Pacific Standard Time.”
“Though the name literally means ‘New Castle’ in French, it also involves a pun on the French ‘neuf,’ which is pronounced like the Norwegian onomatopoeia for ‘oink.’ ”
The things you learn on Wikipedia…
My favorite thing about paying $300 a year for EpiPens is that if everything goes well, I won’t even use them.
The hottest gig-economy service in 2020 will be “Uber, but for opting out of mandatory arbitration clauses.”
Today I learned: the town of Ytterby in Sweden is the namesake of four elements: yttrium, ytterbium, erbium, and terbium.
Today I learned:
Roxann Dawson, who played B’Elanna Torres on Star Trek: Voyager, was married to Casey Biggs, who played Damar on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Their marriage predated either of them appearing on Star Trek. (Dawson directed the 2019 Christian drama Breakthrough, which I involuntarily watched over someone’s shoulder on a plane the other day.)
Prior to becoming an international man of mystery, Edward Snowden was a SharePoint administrator.
I got an email from eBay this morning—September 15, 2019—telling me that their “updated User Agreement will take effect on August 30, 2019 for all users.” How on earth can it be legal for them to make a change like this without at least 30 days’ notice beforehand?
Shutterfly tried the same thing a couple weeks ago (new terms effective September 3rd; notification sent on September 7th) with the added shit-covered cherry on top of a new mandatory arbitration clause. I closed my Shutterfly account.
Sometimes I find it disconcerting that I can’t run
df -h on my brain and find out how much space is left in there.
The medium is the message, and when the medium is ads sent through the mail, the message is “we don’t give a shit about the environment.”
Haskell salesman: *slaps roof of
Traversable t => t a* the typeclass doesn’t give you any a priori guarantees of how many
a you can fit in this bad boy
The thing I like least about doing Python code reviews is feeling like I’m the static analyzer. Like, I have to make sure that variables aren’t used before they’re defined, because otherwise the code will be merged, deployed, and run before Python itself will complain.
The adoption curve for oppressive technology goes: refugee, immigrant, prisoner, mental patient, children, welfare recipient, blue collar worker, white collar worker (think, for example, of video surveillance cameras).
(Via Bruce Schneier, who says, “I don’t agree with the ordering, but the sentiment is correct.”)
I don’t have anything insightful to say about the children (and adults) we’ve locked in cages. I’ll just say this: it’s cruelty, plain and simple. It’s sadism without any possible justification or excuse. America is big enough for everyone who wants to be here.